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videohall: Hoop dance to thrift shop
ostracizedpoodle: hitler was just being himself and look what happened
compulsives: Once this guy at my school named cole fingered this girl but he did it in her b hole on accident idek how but for the rest of the year everyone called him “wrong hole cole” and now he doesn’t go to our school anymore I wonder why
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties
nintendoggy: shes cheer captain and im doing meth in a gas station bathroom